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Yankee P​é​quenaud

by John Dunbar

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According To Francis It's long been his obsession since he was just a kid Will it go from a to-do to something that he did He promises to go there as soon as there's a chance The country he belongs in is his beloved France According To Francis, According To Francis American authors he doesn't need or want He loves his Proust and Zola and Guy De Maupassant According To Francis, According To Francis France is the only place to be, France is the only place for me France is the only place to see, France is where I am gonna be He has seen every movie by Rohmer and Godard He loves Duchamp and Man Ray and all the avant garde According To Francis, According To Francis France is the country meant for me, France is the place that holds the key France is his country 'tis of thee, France is the place where he will hear a "oui" His favorite wine is Bordeaux The first place where he plans to go He thinks the "F" word stands for Frog He reads each French related blog According to Francis According to Francis
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The French Community New York's famous for its Chinatown Just as much for Little Italy But where in town can all the French be found? Where can they be? Astoria is occupied by Greeks The Irish love to stay in Sunnyside The French are quite a bunch of little sneaks Where do they hide? He's looking for the opportunity to infiltrate the French community The French Community He needs to hear some H's disappear Maybe pick up some new fashion tips Share some wine instead of beers In elegant sips In New York there is always some parade For every single nationality The French are never marching or displayed They'd much rather ski He's looking for the opportunity to penetrate the French community The French Community If he gets in a French-only crowd He might pick up their traits naturally And he thinks that he might be allowed To meet French women more easily Anything that's French related here He'll become an instant vulture for All his friends will call him loud and clear A French culture whore He's looking for the opportunity to permeate the French Community The French Community
3.
He Looks Good In A Beret Since he was a kid he could never find A decent haircut that would suit his face All the comments heard would be far from kind So a hat would always be in place In a bowler hat he looks like a fool Like he's in some silent comedy Put a boater on he looks far from cool He says," A baseball cap is not for me." Trilbys don't fit very well He would not be caught dead in one A type has him under a spell And he has the perfect head for one He looks good in a beret, He looks good in a beret All of his family will say, He looks good in a beret Wore fedoras once, they did not look right But he did it cause they were in style Tried a porkpie too, it was quite a sight He was dateless for the longest while In cowboy hats he disappears He'd just wear one if for a joke A top hat might conquer his fears If he could wear a matching cloak He looks good in a beret, He looks good in a beret He shapes it so many ways, He looks good in a beret One thing he feels is really so unfair And never fails to leave him in despair Is when it's used a part of military wear He looks good in a beret, He looks good in a beret Right on his head it will stay, He looks good in a beret
4.
No One Can Break Your Heart Like A French Woman Can Ending just as fast as it all began No one can break your heart like a French woman can They'll ruin all your dreams and cancel every plan No one can break your heart like a French woman can You'll hear "Amour No More, Amour No More" Said in the accent you love so much "Amour No More, Amour No More" The cruelest finishing touch You can't deny they are a truly deadly clan No one can break your heart like a French woman can You'll be left in the dust a most unhappy man No one can break your heart like a French woman can Will you ever find another one? Will you ever find another one? You'll keep on looking till your day is done, You try your best to find another one "Amour No More, Amour No More" Said in the accent you love so much "Amour No More, Amour No More" The cruelest finishing touch No matter what they do you'll still remain a fan No one can break your heart like a French woman can
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A Lifelong Regret He always is considering hiring a tutor But knows that he would instantly turn into a suitor He thinks he'd finally learn it if thrown into immersion The best that he does now is an awful pidgin version He wishes that he started Learning when they said he was way too young Attempts now are half-hearted No matter how he tries he can't retrain his tongue He loves the language but he still can't speak it yet The silly accent is a thing he'll never get A lifelong regret Many friends are thinking they're seeing him advance Because he keeps referring to "Frawnce" instead of France He knows it's Notre "Dom" and it isn't Notre Dame He wishes he was born with a Frenchy sounding name He's saving up his money So he can buy the course by Rosetta Stone The outlook's not too sunny A knack for learning fast he has never shown He loves the language but he still can't read it yet The crazy tenses are a thing he'll never get A lifelong regret Always in reach is a dictionary English to French, like he wishes to be As much as he can he will use the phrase vis a vis Always in reach is a dictionary English to French, he like he wishes to be He's stopped saying "Yes", now he only confirms with "Oui" He loves the language but he still can't write it yet The crazy spelling is a thing he'll never get A lifelong regret
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Montreal Bonjour Montreal, Montreal Bonjour Almost like having France next door The next best thing to France for now And all my pocket will allow Since I can spare The Amtrak fare Montreal, Montreal Bonjour How did I not visit here before? Like you're in a French film then you ask, and it turns to English As you walk around you are sure to find every favorite French dish Montreal, Montreal Bonjour Your cleanliness and kindness I adore You don't come here to get a tan It helps that I'm a hockey fan Canada can Be one great back-up plan Montreal, Montreal Bonjour You can count on seeing me some more I love Montreal in springtime, but I don't know about winter Wish I knew the reasons why Quebec always wants to splinter Montreal, Montreal Bonjour

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Yankee Péquenaud ( French slang for bumpkin ) is a concept EP about the trials and tribuations of an ill-fated Francophile named Francis who lives in New York and thinks the "F" word stands for Frog.
Will he discover, and become a part of, the local French community? Will he ever master the language? Will he romance and stay with a French woman? Will he ever get to visit his beloved France? At the very least, he knows he looks damn spiffy in a beret.

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released April 25, 2013

Written and performed by John Dunbar

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